In The Beginning Was What?


“In the beginning was the word…”
This statemet is simply not true.
In the beginning were grass-clippings. I stumbled upon this when I was making the earth. Being humble I started out small: grass-clippings, leaves and the odd vegetable peelings piled up in my back yard make : THE EARTH.

Soon I will step up my operations. If anyone is in need of a mid-sized asteroid or a small planet, please email me immediately!
Stars and galaxies are still in the experimental phase, but will be added as soon as I can get them off the ground.

Reasonable fees.
Cash only.