Men In The Kitchen
The reason why we men are such great cooks is, we operate on logic and reason.
Get ready: 2 gloves, 1 apron, 1 six-pack of Pilsner and 1 wooden spoon (to keep the cat off the counter)
Light a cigarette, pop a Pilsener and put on your eye-protection.
A word of advice: KEEP WOMEN OUT OF THE KITCHEN.
They don’t know anything about the Laws of Physics!
Many of them have never even heard of Entropy or of Sir James Jeans’ Ultraviolet Catastrophe. Just ask them, if they know how to carbon-date this here fried chicken. Nada.
They look at you, as if you were stupid and then say something like:
“I think your shirt is on fire…”