The Nuclear Family

The Nuclear Family is not only the primary unit of society, it is also a potentially explosive device. With unlimited energy, mom roots around for bamboo shoots and takes care of Photon, the baby. Photon is all over the place, at the speed of light. He just doesn’t seem to have any rest-mass.
Dad is a Quantum Mechanic, but not very competent. He can never remember where he put his wrenches, and his overalls are in the laundry. His wrenches, too.
I’m afraid, mom is just about to go off!