85 Poof!

My painshtaking research into cosmolology has finally paid off!
After pre-paring the subject (myshelf) with copious quantities of distilled shpirits, the subject was ex-posed to a chinese film (!) by Steven Chou. When the fog had cleared, the subject re-ported that he had understood 85% of the Chinese dialogue!
I concludehhh that : there is a PARALLEL UNIVERZE in which I understand Chinese.

I don’t have absolute proof yet, but 85 is good enufff for me.