Don't blame men for being so aggressive. They, too, have become like this only through Natural Selection.
And who—naturally—does the selecting?
This rooster is challenging a rock to a fist-fight because that's what chicks like in a guy.
One evening, after he had already conquered half The World, Alexander the Great was relaxing in his tent.
He was getting drunk with his comrade and childhood friend, Benny. Benny was beginning to wobble, and as he passed the bottle to The Great Alexander he said: "Alekshh, that shtuff about you bein' the son of a god is a bunch of shit. Right? Ha, ha ha."
Alex ran a spear through his friend's chest and took another slug.
Later he was kind of sorry for it.